Ink Blots Dripping Down my Face


Jane Eyre, Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë

I sometimes regretted that I was not handsomer; I sometimes wished to have rosy cheeks, a straight nose, and small cherry mouth; I desired to be tall, stately, and finely developed in figure; I felt it a misfortune that I was so little, so pale, and had features so irregular and so marked…“Jane, you look blooming, and smiling, and pretty,” said he: “truly pretty this morning. Is this my pale, little elf? Is this my mustard-seed? This little sunny-faced girl with the dimpled cheek and rosy lips; the satin-smooth hazel hair, and the radiant hazel eyes?” (I had green eyes, reader; but you must excuse the mistake: for him they were new-dyed, I suppose)… Having ascertained that I was myself in my usual Quaker trim, where there was nothing to retouch—all being too close and plain, braided locks included. (Multiple suggestions)


Count Dracula, Dracula, Bram Stoker

A tall old man, clean shaven save for a long white moustache…His face was a strong, a very strong, aquiline, with high bridge of the thin nose and peculiarly arched nostrils, with lofty domed forehead…His eyebrows were very massive, almost meeting over the nose, and with bushy hair that seemed to curl in its own profusion. The mouth, so far as I could see it under the heavy moustache, was fixed and rather cruel-looking…For the rest, his ears were pale, and at the tops extremely pointed. The chin was broad and strong, and the cheeks firm though thin…The blue eyes transformed with fury. (Multiple suggestions)


Dorian Gray, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde

Was it to become a monstrous and loathsome thing, to be hidden away in a locked room, to be shut out from the sunlight that had so often touched to brighter gold the waving wonder of its hair…  Sensual mouth… Chiseled nostrils… Plastic throat.

The cheeks would become hollow or flaccid. Yellow crow’s feet would creep round the fading eyes and make them horrible. The hair would lose its brightness, the mouth would gape or droop, would be foolish or gross, as the mouths of old men are… An exclamation of horror broke from the painter’s lips as he saw in the dim light the hideous face on the canvas grinning at him.  There was something in its expression that filled him with disgust and loathing.  Good heavens!  It was Dorian Gray’s own face that he was looking at… There was still some gold in the thinning hair and some scarlet on the sensual mouth.  The sodden eyes had kept something of the loveliness of their blue, the noble curves had not yet completely passed away from chiseled nostrils and from plastic throat.  Yes, it was Dorian himself… He grew more and more enamoured of his own beauty, more and more interested in the corruption of his own soul. He would examine with minute care, and sometimes with a monstrous and terrible delight, the hideous lines that seared the wrinkling forehead or crawled around the heavy sensual mouth, wondering sometimes which were the more horrible, the signs of sin or the signs of age. (Multiple suggestions)

The Composites exhibition at the National University of Ireland’s Illuminations digital gallery will start on January 28 and feature an original video of Dorian Gray’s complete transformation as well as every image from the site. The Composites book is also available worldwide.


Spoilers… Spoilers everywhere

quick guide on 'transphobia or not' made by a real trans guy and without social justice warriors yelling at you for no reason

uh sorry... you are attractive but i can't sleep with you. i am not attracted to that body part you have down there. honestly i was expecting the opposite set
ugh i would never be attracted to any trans person they're all just unattractive to me for some reason you know
my wife was a DUDE jesus christ when i found out i almost wanted to kill it. when i'm thinking that i have been sleeping with it for 6 years i want to vomit. disgusting tranny
so character in our new movie is a trans woman who is too poor to transition so we're going to give that role to this good male actor
so character in our new movie is a trans woman who will be transitioning during movie but we did a research and there are no good trans actresses anywhere so we're going to find a male actor lecture him about transgender people and do it the best as we can
uh ok we have a trans character in this movie let's find someone who's going to play this creature. uh wot u mean by 'there is that one trans actress available and she's pretty good' i think that one guy will be much better with enough make up on his face
so here's the movie about that one trans activist or whatever she transitioned years ago and she could be easily played by female actress but let's give this role to a man anyway
ok let's make this new episode it will be titled 'Quagmire's dad'...

(Source: puppetzeldas)


I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never. 

(Source: modelcity)


finding a lot of ammo for weapons you don’t use



So the new Target Blast game mode reminds a lot of people of something else entirely.




overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot


(Source: rollingstomes)